There is no way in hell we can allow this to happen. Bronies, on my mark, we force everyone to stop doing this and we stop doing what we love because of speculation on an episode none of us have witnessed yet and are angry about because stupid kids! They don't understand!!! I don't either, but kids!!!! KIDS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS RUINS THE FRANCHISE *WEEPS ONTO LIFE-SIZED TWILIGHT SPARKLE PILLOW* You weren't supposed to leave me... you weren't supposed to LEAVE ME!!!
*Kicks door of room (AKA the basement door) down and stumbles into kitchen and drinks a gallon of Mountain Dew that's been color-dyed to a purple hue.* This is for you, Twilight... this is for you!
This was made for ~TurkeySM
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